Diego Maradona knows a thing or two about publicity. The former Argentinian footballer has "seldom been out of the news...as he battled drugs, alcohol and obesity." His latest gig? Shilling for Fidel Castro and calling Bush a nazi with no apparent hint of irony. This is probably somewhat interesting to those parts of the world that refer to soccer as football. To the rest of us, he's just a has-been who went to Cuba to work off a bad cocaine binge and befriended a fascist dictator.
This is the face of BushHatred, people. Next time you feel your face contorting into this unholy position, breathe evenly into a paper bag for 30 seconds and say to yourself, "I can criticize someone without letting it consume me. I can criticize someone without letting it consume me. I can criticize someone without letting it consume me." Because with enemies like these, who needs friends? (hat tip: Agenda Bender)
We need Juicy Bits.
Posted by: mollycoddler | Wednesday, November 30, 2005 at 10:52 AM
i'm busy!!
Posted by: Aatom | Wednesday, November 30, 2005 at 03:23 PM
POST MOTHERFUCKER!
Posted by: scott | Friday, December 02, 2005 at 05:19 PM
I love when you get all butch and demanding.
Posted by: Aatom | Friday, December 02, 2005 at 05:20 PM
*notes that Aatom never ever checks his e-mail*
Posted by: Robbie | Tuesday, December 06, 2005 at 06:15 PM
I'm afraid I must agree with Scott and mollycoddler: where are your posts? We love them ever so much.
Posted by: Josh | Thursday, December 08, 2005 at 03:43 AM
no no Josh. i don't love them. i hate them. i love to hate them. :) i'm pretty much going to resort to playground nya-nya's now. Aatom's a doodyhead. He doesn't post because he has NOTHING TO SAY!!! NYA NYA.
Posted by: mollycoddler | Thursday, December 08, 2005 at 10:30 AM
well, i suppose an extremely rare comment from Josh is enough to spur me to action. sorry i've been so absent. i'm busy, tired and usually drunk, which might explain it a bit. i'll try to post a juicybits soon as well...
Posted by: Aatom | Thursday, December 08, 2005 at 12:20 PM
I think we must pay attention to Latinamerica. Lot of people hates US and we have to think if Bush isn't to blame.
Posted by: Christian Walner | Tuesday, January 10, 2006 at 12:55 PM
Why do you think a lot of people hate the US, Christian?
Posted by: Aatom | Tuesday, January 10, 2006 at 12:59 PM