This was inevitable. The party is over in the steam room boys:
"A high-end Chelsea gym has been slapped with a $25,000 lawsuit claiming that gay sex is rampant in the locker room and that the club's staff has been unable to stop the steamy high jinks.
Carlos Sosa, 34, of Manhattan says he expected the posh David Barton Gym on West 23rd Street to be the normal exercise center its management says it is.
But he says he was shocked to see men performing sex acts on each other in the shower, ogling him in the locker room and leering at him as he changed clothes.
"The gym misrepresented what they are all about," said Sosa's lawyer, Brian Kennedy. "They represented themselves as a serious place where you actually work out — but it became a saucy steam room that reminds me of the ancient Roman baths."
For those trying to escape the harsh glare of media attention, might I recommend the NY Sports Club in Times Square? There are plenty of married men, with wedding bands on, who would be happy to help you jerk off. Perhaps I should sue them for making me feel uncomfortable?